Text 20 Apr

I’m such a sucker for sappy love stories -_-

Photo 20 Apr Netflix and delicious beer. A great way to end an Easter break.

Netflix and delicious beer. A great way to end an Easter break.

Photo 19 Apr 97,182 notes astralangels:


shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

astralangels:

shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

Text 19 Apr

If someone wants to come finish my projects for me so I can take the nap I need, that would be wonderful.

I’d buy you all the ice cream and pizza and anything else you’d want.

Please?

Text 19 Apr 146,498 notes

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

Video 18 Apr 1,219 notes

topgearaddiction:

Hammond apparently is a big fan of a stiff Black Cock! Who knew?

(Source: fornootherreasondave)

Quote 18 Apr 88 notes

'Trouble with a long journey like this,' continued the Captain, 'is that you end up just talking to yourself a lot, which gets terribly boring because half the time you know what you're going to say next.'

'Only half the time?' asked Arthur in surprise.

The Captain thought for a moment.

'Yes, about half I'd say.'

— Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)
Text 17 Apr 1 note

Livin that fifth wheel life.

Photo 17 Apr 161,955 notes

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Text 17 Apr 434,383 notes

partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

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Text 17 Apr 182,599 notes

revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

Photo 17 Apr 450,280 notes
Text 17 Apr

Anonymous asked: Im a bit too nervous to get off anon, but I sent that ask to let you know. I mean, yup. Ok.

Awww, I don’t wanna make you nervous!! I’m always here to talk, you don’t even have to tell me you were the anon!

Photo 17 Apr 129 notes algogenicbliss:

Synth kat

algogenicbliss:

Synth kat

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Photo 17 Apr 88,713 notes

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