I’m such a sucker for sappy love stories -_-
Netflix and delicious beer. A great way to end an Easter break.
shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist
i fucking knew it
If someone wants to come finish my projects for me so I can take the nap I need, that would be wonderful.
I’d buy you all the ice cream and pizza and anything else you’d want.
Hammond apparently is a big fan of a stiff Black Cock! Who knew?
'Trouble with a long journey like this,' continued the Captain, 'is that you end up just talking to yourself a lot, which gets terribly boring because half the time you know what you're going to say next.'
'Only half the time?' asked Arthur in surprise.
The Captain thought for a moment.
'Yes, about half I'd say.'
Livin that fifth wheel life.
i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)
Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.
I was always afraid of Ohio
Anonymous asked: Im a bit too nervous to get off anon, but I sent that ask to let you know. I mean, yup. Ok.
Awww, I don’t wanna make you nervous!! I’m always here to talk, you don’t even have to tell me you were the anon!